Ask Wanda Wilson!

This one time. I was cool.

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:30:34 -0400

Oh, wait, that’s all the time.

Ohyeah.

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:56:08 -0400

veritaseven’s picture … I totally didn’t JUST do this now, I promise.

This is the Spicetastic Taconator! He eats squirrels and makes pancakes. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’d be your friend, but the idea he eats squirrels and makes pancakes is kind of cool, right? Right.

What's your cure for procrastination?

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:50:25 -0400

… there’s a cure?

I guess when I find when I’ve been procrastinating for too long, I like to bribe myself with candy or tacos.

annihilatorofbeauty: agentmlovestacos: Diamond Select Toys...

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:47:00 -0400

Deadpool Corps Minimates

Firefighter Spider-Man Minimates

annihilatorofbeauty:

agentmlovestacos:

Diamond Select Toys just revealed their New York Comic Con exclusive Minimates—a Deadpool Corps boxed set and Spider-Man Firefighter Pack.

Full details on Marvel.com!

EEEEEE!

Hey, look. I’m a lego-thing. Megablocks?

I’ll even be at New York Comicon. You all should be jealous.

MTV Movie Awards 2011 I spy Ryan Reynolds and it makes me...

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:23:31 -0400

MTV Movie Awards 2011

I spy Ryan Reynolds and it makes me joyous.

What is a normal day in the life of Lady Deadpool from waking up to going to sleep?

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:21:55 -0400

For one, there is no ’ normal day ’ in the life of Lady Deadpool. But I can tell you about my usual Tuesdays, since they don’t seem to change much. So, Tuesday mornings, I wake up - usually before ten AM. Usually. Anyway, it depends if Wade’s breaking the laws of interdimensional travel, but most of the time I do all the fun hygienic stuff ( I might have cancer, but that doesn’t mean I can’t brush my teeth and hair ) and decide if I’m going to go all out casual, or super sexy spandex. Most of the time, it hinges on whether or not I have a job to do.

So, after the basic morning routine .. including whatever’s left over from last night for breakfast, that’s when I get to work. If I don’t have a job to do, I call it ’ wrap the guys around my finger and make them buy me things ’ - day. Shopping is always fun when you don’t have to spend a dime ( am I right, or am I right? ). Blah, blah, shopping, girly stuff, blah blah, ice cream.

Next on the list is to go home, and pick up a handful of tacos for lunch on the way, take a nap, and then plan out the next thing to do. Sometimes I like to go to the puppy store in the mall and watch the puppies run into the glass. It’s kinda cute.

Mm, then .. around dinner time I order the best pizza I can think of, invite people over, hold a gaming session for something ( lately it’s been Black Ops ), and then line up the movies for bad-movie-tuesday-sometimes.

.. usually by then, I’m the only one left, but whatever. I can watch bad movies by myself. Soooo .. I like to do that. On Tuesdays. That’s basically a ’ normal ’ Tuesday for me. Throw in a couple explosions, gun fights, and possibly getting drunk before the whole pizza bit … that’s about a Tuesday for me.

Oh, before bed, I like to wear pink silky pajama pants. But that’s only AFTER I eat the pizza. I don’t wanna mess those babies up. They are worth my attention, so I wear them, and never get them dirty. Ever. I swear I thought Wade got something on them once - I would’ve legitimately killed him more than dead.

That answer your question? I love answering these things .. it’s like I’m Stan Lee writing my own story. Wouldn’t that just be a hoot.

And you know what? For being such a fantastic sport, I’m gonna draw you a picture. I can’t promise it’ll be awesome or that I’ll get it done right away, but I’ma draw you somethin’ cute.

Do you mind if a person asks questions multiple times just because they are damn well tired of waiting for other people to ask a question or at least compliment your hair?

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:02:00 -0400

No, I don’t mind at all! In fact, that just makes you better than some people ( at least in my opinion ~ ). I don’t care who asks me a question, or how often. I love questions and compliments - everything is a go! Maybe it’ll get other people to ask me questions, too. So, my sweet little friend, ask away.

Ladies, Gents, Pigs, Cows.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:38:16 -0400

… Not sure where I was going to go with this.

Hi!

Reblog if your icon is a picture of a sex god.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:36:53 -0400

wanda-goddamn-wilson:

mightyarcher-hawkeye:

Ha! Is this even a question? Gods, Goddesses, who cares.

[ How can Lady Gaga convey our emotions so well? ]

Good question, yellow caption. I believe the answer is:
She’s Lady Gaga. I’m Lady Deadpool. We have similarities.

Whhhhhhhhyyy!

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 07:31:34 -0400

Why am I awake? I wanted to sleep in today! Baaaaaaaahhh!

Hate this place.

[ But man, these gifs are fun! ]

Who would play you in the movie Lady Deadpool and how many hours a day would it take them to get their hair to be as awesome as yours?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:11:31 -0400

.. That’s a very good question. If it were up to me, I would have me play Lady Deadpool. Doesn’t Ryan Reynolds have a female-verse of himself? He makes one fine Wade, I’ll give him that. I’d like to see him be me. But if I really had to pick .. maybe that Taluah Riley chick. She was in that Inception movie, right? Yeah, her. But she’ll have to step up the sexy on that.

As for her hair - ha! I think it would take her at least a month to practice getting her hair perfect, and then at least two - four hours a day to get it to stay that way. Hair like this is a lot of work.

The fact that you quoted Archer just made my day :) Ask Lady Deadpool questions! Do you want ants?! Because THAT'S how we get ants!

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:07:27 -0400

Yay, you like Archer. You don’t have to leave. You can stay.

I absolutely do not want ants. But yellow caption is telling me that the empty pizza box on the floor is the opposite of good. Damn it! That’s how we get ants, straightedassassin!

Oh yeah. Our hair is fabulous today.

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:05:56 -0400

Isn’t it? I think it’s extra silky today. It smells like fruit.

Hello me. How am I doing?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:05:39 -0400

‘Sup, me. I’m fantastic. Just fantastic. I smell cookies, so whoever’s making them better share. How’s the other-other me doing?

My boxes have returned to me [yup she MISSSEEEDDD us.] {mhm} see what i mean?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:04:56 -0400

Those boxes. Why don’t we have more boxes? Boxes. Boxes everywhere.

( How long have these questions been here? Tumblr sucks. Sincerely, LDP. )

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:58:19 -0400

Here I am. Sitting here. On my sexy ass, staring at this stupid screen.

Why isn’t anyone asking me questions? Isn’t that why you follow me? Ask me things.

I am Lady Deapdool, after all. Isn’t that reason enough? Unless you’re all too busy talking to Wade. Please, I’m more worth your attention. Ask me shit. I want to answer questions, god dammit!

… I’m going to start drawing squirrels and them eating you guys. Yeah, I see you new followers. And I’m disappointed you haven’t asked me anything. Comment on my hair, if nothing else. ( It is pretty and amazing, isn’t it? ) Let’s go, people! Chop, chop! I’m not gonna wait for you guys forever … I have squirrelies to be chasing. And people to be killing. And a Wade to be mocking.

RAAAAMMPPAAAAGGGGEEE! ( Anyone else seen Archer? If you haven’t, get out. )

.. if I had a gif to convey how I feel, I would use it. But I’m not sure how I feel. Yellow caption thinks it’s funny, but white caption is being an asshole.

Reblog if you think it's ok to be gay!

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:52:51 -0400

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you gotta love

THE FUCKING NOTES.

omg the notes

THE FUCKING NOTES

THIS POST NEEDS MORE NOTES. EVERYONE ON TUMBLR SHOULD REBLOG THIS AT LEAST ONCE

BUT THE NOTES

Most intense “bro-hug“ ever. Most non-canon canon-homosex ever.
( by the way, if you haven’t played these games, do it. Srs. <3 )

Tango, sucka!

Love, DJ L.D.Pooly

Boats & Hoes

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 10:34:02 -0400

Guys - I found these cool gif thingies. I really like this one. Reminds me of a .. ” Fuck you very much. ” sort of thing. ” Fuck you, have a nice day. “

Anyway, guess what I’m doing today? Wanna know? Well, I’ll tell you anyway. I’m going to visit some people, right? And there is just going to be a MASSIVE amount of blood shed. Call of Duty: Black Ops marathon, baby! Oooh yeah! I’m getting tacos tonight, too. Uh-huh. Weekends kick ass, bros.

I told you guys I'd do it.

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:05:58 -0400

Yeah, bros. Check it out. You lameoids know what a ’ Gloomy Bear ’ is, right?

Of course you do. If you didn’t, I’d have to smack you until your hands bled.

Awww yeaaah. I drew my little pink Gloomy Bear. I named him Wallace. For the record.

Awww Yeah

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 10:36:24 -0400

I totally would’ve posted more, but I’ve been too busy doing awesome shit and I just couldn’t find the time. Oh well! So, who’s up. Ask me something worth the while and I’ll plop my ass down here more often. In fact, I’ve fired my artist so I’ll be drawing cute little things for you guys until I get some good fucking questions. Let’s get it started, ha! Let’s get it started - in here. Let’s go, chop, chop - I got people to be choppin’ while I wait for you guys. UNHAPPY FACE

>:C

.. that’s an unhappy face, right? Check it out, I’m a pro at emotes!