Ask Wanda Wilson!

… there’s a cure?

I guess when I find when I’ve been procrastinating for too long, I like to bribe myself with candy or tacos.

For one, there is no ’ normal day ’ in the life of Lady Deadpool. But I can tell you about my usual Tuesdays, since they don’t seem to change much. So, Tuesday mornings, I wake up - usually before ten AM. Usually. Anyway, it depends if Wade’s breaking the laws of interdimensional travel, but most of the time I do all the fun hygienic stuff ( I might have cancer, but that doesn’t mean I can’t brush my teeth and hair ) and decide if I’m going to go all out casual, or super sexy spandex. Most of the time, it hinges on whether or not I have a job to do. 

So, after the basic morning routine .. including whatever’s left over from last night for breakfast, that’s when I get to work. If I don’t have a job to do, I call it ’ wrap the guys around my finger and make them buy me things ’ - day. Shopping is always fun when you don’t have to spend a dime ( am I right, or am I right? ). Blah, blah, shopping, girly stuff, blah blah, ice cream.

Next on the list is to go home, and pick up a handful of tacos for lunch on the way, take a nap, and then plan out the next thing to do. Sometimes I like to go to the puppy store in the mall and watch the puppies run into the glass. It’s kinda cute.

Mm, then .. around dinner time I order the best pizza I can think of, invite people over, hold a gaming session for something ( lately it’s been Black Ops ), and then line up the movies for bad-movie-tuesday-sometimes.

.. usually by then, I’m the only one left, but whatever. I can watch bad movies by myself.  Soooo .. I like to do that. On Tuesdays. That’s basically a ’ normal ’ Tuesday for me. Throw in a couple explosions, gun fights, and possibly getting drunk before the whole pizza bit … that’s about a Tuesday for me.

Oh, before bed, I like to wear pink silky pajama pants. But that’s only AFTER I eat the pizza. I don’t wanna mess those babies up. They are worth my attention, so I wear them, and never get them dirty. Ever. I swear I thought Wade got something on them once - I would’ve legitimately killed him more than dead.

That answer your question? I love answering these things .. it’s like I’m Stan Lee writing my own story. Wouldn’t that just be a hoot.

And you know what? For being such a fantastic sport, I’m gonna draw you a picture. I can’t promise it’ll be awesome or that I’ll get it done right away, but I’ma draw you somethin’ cute. 

No, I don’t mind at all! In fact, that just makes you better than some people ( at least in my opinion ~ ). I don’t care who asks me a question, or how often. I love questions and compliments - everything is a go! Maybe it’ll get other people to ask me questions, too. So, my sweet little friend, ask away.