This one time. I was cool.
Oh, wait, that’s all the time.
veritaseven’s picture … I totally didn’t JUST do this now, I promise.
This is the Spicetastic Taconator! He eats squirrels and makes pancakes. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’d be your friend, but the idea he eats squirrels and makes pancakes is kind of cool, right? Right.
veritaseven asked: What's your cure for procrastination?
… there’s a cure?
I guess when I find when I’ve been procrastinating for too long, I like to bribe myself with candy or tacos.
veritaseven asked: What is a normal day in the life of Lady Deadpool from waking up to going to sleep?
For one, there is no ’ normal day ’ in the life of Lady Deadpool. But I can tell you about my usual Tuesdays, since they don’t seem to change much. So, Tuesday mornings, I wake up - usually before ten AM. Usually. Anyway, it depends if Wade’s breaking the laws of interdimensional travel, but most of the time I do all the fun hygienic stuff ( I might have cancer, but that doesn’t mean I can’t brush my teeth and hair ) and decide if I’m going to go all out casual, or super sexy spandex. Most of the time, it hinges on whether or not I have a job to do.
So, after the basic morning routine .. including whatever’s left over from last night for breakfast, that’s when I get to work. If I don’t have a job to do, I call it ’ wrap the guys around my finger and make them buy me things ’ - day. Shopping is always fun when you don’t have to spend a dime ( am I right, or am I right? ). Blah, blah, shopping, girly stuff, blah blah, ice cream.
Next on the list is to go home, and pick up a handful of tacos for lunch on the way, take a nap, and then plan out the next thing to do. Sometimes I like to go to the puppy store in the mall and watch the puppies run into the glass. It’s kinda cute.
Mm, then .. around dinner time I order the best pizza I can think of, invite people over, hold a gaming session for something ( lately it’s been Black Ops ), and then line up the movies for bad-movie-tuesday-sometimes.
.. usually by then, I’m the only one left, but whatever. I can watch bad movies by myself. Soooo .. I like to do that. On Tuesdays. That’s basically a ’ normal ’ Tuesday for me. Throw in a couple explosions, gun fights, and possibly getting drunk before the whole pizza bit … that’s about a Tuesday for me.
Oh, before bed, I like to wear pink silky pajama pants. But that’s only AFTER I eat the pizza. I don’t wanna mess those babies up. They are worth my attention, so I wear them, and never get them dirty. Ever. I swear I thought Wade got something on them once - I would’ve legitimately killed him more than dead.
That answer your question? I love answering these things .. it’s like I’m Stan Lee writing my own story. Wouldn’t that just be a hoot.
And you know what? For being such a fantastic sport, I’m gonna draw you a picture. I can’t promise it’ll be awesome or that I’ll get it done right away, but I’ma draw you somethin’ cute.
veritaseven asked: Do you mind if a person asks questions multiple times just because they are damn well tired of waiting for other people to ask a question or at least compliment your hair?
No, I don’t mind at all! In fact, that just makes you better than some people ( at least in my opinion ~ ). I don’t care who asks me a question, or how often. I love questions and compliments - everything is a go! Maybe it’ll get other people to ask me questions, too. So, my sweet little friend, ask away.
Ladies, Gents, Pigs, Cows.
… Not sure where I was going to go with this.